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by Scott Smith

Then as we were on stage they asked if we should do a prayer and normally this is when I’d be running away but they were so cool that I was all “HELL YES WE SHOULD DO A PRAYER” which is probably inappropriate wording but the spirit was there and so we huddled up but none of them wanted to lead the prayer so I was all “Dear God: Please let this panel be bad-ass and…um…I dunno…don’t let any babies fall down any wells?” and they all kind of looked at me and then said “Huh.  Okay then.  Amen.”  Because how are you not going to say “amen” to a prayer for babies to not fall down wells?  You can’t. It’s like a totally fail-proof prayer.

Posted via web from S. MacKay Smith’s Notes