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by Scott Smith
Still, you can’t say no to a free family vacation (because Victor wouldn’t let me) so we packed up and headed to Miami. Then when I was getting on the plane Hailey said “Look. A pirate” and I started to shush her because last time she did that she was pointing at an elderly woman who had a hook for a hand but then I looked up and there was a motherfucking pirate on the plane.