Stuff ’em Full
by Scott Smith
Robinson is taking her mother to Chicago today.
That leaves me in charge, a man with ultimate authority and minions to rule over. First order: Fill their bellies full of ham steak, green beans and mashed potatoes. If that doesn’t make them sleepy, I’m fixing them a snack of butter sticks. That’s right, they’ll each get a stick of butter. That’ll slow them down enough for an early bed-time.