Lessons Learned

by Scott Smith

In my enthusiasm to get our place cleaned up I was burning last night, trying to get rid of some stuff I cleaned out of my future chicken coop and some of the plants that produce burrs in the process. What are the plants that produce burrs? bushes? trees? All I know for sure is that they are the devil’s spawn and it hurts like hell to pull one out of your hair when you discover it later in the shower.

The lesson I learned is that if you burn green stuff the neighbors get ticked and drive their van into your driveway drunk, shirtless and ready for a fight.